My favorite quotes of today:
My almost 6 year old: “Mommy, you’re cracking me up tonight!” Smartest. Kid. Ever. EVER.
Facebook post: “Update for those of you having sleepless nights worrying like I was: The cashier at Petco got her ‘friend’ finally this month (telling the girl at the other register as she rang me up). Phew!!!” – Heidi Choate
“Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.” – Jimmy Fallon